Archive for the ‘Television’ Category

A lady in the street but a freak in the bed

Enghelab-e-Sexy

Khooroosi, shock, Ananasi, shock, Rapperi, shock

 

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Doron Ofir Casting
April 7, 2010
Hollywood, CA (APRIL 7th 2010) Yes it’s true! From the team that brought you MTV’s phenomenon “Jersey Shore” it’s The Persian Version!
Doron Ofir Casting is seeking Los Angeles proud Persian-Americans who rule the Hollywood nightlife and own Beverly Hills.
“Its time to show the world that being Persian-American is a celebration of [...]

Dying

 

Homayoon Olagh


Celin Bayad Berakhseh

 

Wait, yes it does…


Gol-e Gandom Variations

Lloyd Miller on Santoor with the Press Keys quartet playing “Golay Gandoom”. Pure jokes, but kind of good.

Again, on Iranian television:

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Bijan Mofid’s haunting rendition (stunning):
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Shusha’s pared down folk rendition (soundtrack to my childhood):
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Gherrti cheese version:
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Haikus for Pars Video

  
Tarzana, CA
The finest Irooni films
Lowest quality

 
Flashing in yellow
The number starts eight one eight
Hiding subtitles

Video of Pars
The rights to all those movies
You can’t own baba

Actual First Iranian Woman in Space

(best song)

She put it in a vibrator I think


SEMIOTIC BATTLE


Iran Air — We take you there, we take you back

  

Italia Italia v. Boney M.